Sara Robbin
Available
for Events
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The Gold Standard in Getting Pranked

Sara Robbin

Professional Practical Joke Recipient · Since 2003

For over two decades, Sara Robbin has been the premier destination for organizations and individuals seeking an authentic, high-quality practical joke experience. With an unmatched startle response, zero situational awareness, and a face that simply cannot hide surprise, Sara brings unrivaled value to every prank encounter.

847
Pranks Received
99.3%
Startle Rate
0
Pranks Seen Coming
14
Spilled Drinks
🏆 2022 Whoopee Cushion Excellence Award
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🎓 Certified Jump Scare Recipient
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⭐ Forbes "Least Suspicious Person" 2021
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📺 As seen on: Her Friends' Phone Cameras

Services Offered

What Sara Brings to the Table
(Usually Whatever She's Holding at the Time)

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The Classic Jump Scare

Sara's signature offering. Sneak up behind her, say literally anything, and watch a woman who has experienced 847 surprises still act like it's the first time. Every. Single. Time.

Starting at: Free (she can't stop you)
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Whoopee Cushion Placement

Sara has sat on more whoopee cushions than any documented professional in the tri-state area. Her reaction — a perfect blend of shock, confusion, and dignity loss — is truly a sight to behold.

100% success rate (she never checks)
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Gift Box Surprise

Hand Sara any wrapped package and her face will cycle through excitement, anticipation, and complete betrayal in 0.3 seconds. Available in snake-in-a-can, glitter bomb, or confetti cannon variants.

Expressions guaranteed or your money back
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Elaborate Long-Con Pranks

Sara's lack of suspicion makes her an ideal participant in multi-week, highly orchestrated practical joke campaigns. She will not figure it out. Our research team is confident in this.

Multi-week engagements available
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Water-Based Incidents

Whether it's a squirt flower, a rigged water bottle, or someone nearby who "accidentally" spills — Sara's reaction to unexpected dampness has been described by witnesses as "chef's kiss."

Dry cleaning not included
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The Frozen Face Moment™

Sara's patented 1.5-second processing delay between receiving a prank and reacting to it is a golden window for photographers. This pause has been immortalized in over 200 group photos.

For events, parties & Bar Mitzvahs

Client Testimonials

What People Are Saying

I hid behind a door and said "boo." Sara threw her entire coffee in the air. The arc was beautiful. The cleanup took 45 minutes. Worth every second. I've booked her again for Thanksgiving.

— Michael T.
Repeat Client · Hiding Behind Doors Since 2019
★★★★★

We put a plastic spider on her desk at 9am. She didn't find it until 2pm. The subsequent scream was heard on two floors. HR had to send an email. 10 out of 10, no notes.

— "Anonymous" Coworker
Office of People & Culture · Plausible Deniability Division
★★★★★

Sara attended our birthday party where we planned a surprise. She walked in, saw 40 people yell "SURPRISE," and screamed so loud the dog three houses down started barking. Truly gifted.

— Jennifer K.
Event Organizer · Certified Sara Fan
★★★★★

I simply changed her phone wallpaper to a photo of Nicholas Cage. She picked it up to check the time at 6am. The sound she made woke her husband. He thought there was an intruder. There was not.

— D.R.
Tech-Savvy Friend · The Cage Incident Survivor
★★★★★

Credentials & Awards

A Distinguished Career in Getting Fooled

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Certified Practical Joke Recipient (CPJR)
International Institute of Startlement & Buffoonery
Issued 2009 · Renewed Annually Due to Continued Eligibility
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Whoopee Cushion Excellence Award
National Prank Professionals Association
2022 — "She sat on it twice in the same meeting"
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Forbes "Least Suspicious Person Alive"
Forbes Magazine · Annual Gullibility Rankings
2021 · Top 0.001% of the Prank-Receivable Population
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Master's in Naïve Optimism
School of Hard Knocks · Department of Oh Wait, Really?
Conferred 2011 · Summa Cum Laude
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Golden Banana Peel Award
Tri-State Slapstick Commission
2018, 2020, 2023 — Three-Time Honoree
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Appeared in 200+ Viral-Adjacent Videos
Various Friends' Camera Rolls · Group Chats Worldwide
Ongoing — "Always sends her friends the clip after"

In the Press

What They're Saying

The New York Times

"...possibly the most reliably startled individual our reporter has ever encountered. Ms. Robbin did not see us coming. She never does."

The Economist

"In a world of cynicism and irony, Sara Robbin remains a beacon of genuine, uncynical surprise. A national treasure, frankly."

Rolling Stone

"Her scream has a pitch and resonance that most trained vocalists can only dream of. Completely involuntary. Truly extraordinary range."

Book Sara

Ready to Plan Your Prank?

Sara is available for corporate events, birthday parties, holiday gatherings, surprise engagements, and any situation where an authentic, professional-grade reaction is required. She will have absolutely no idea.

Please note: Sara's calendar fills up quickly due to high demand. Early booking is recommended, especially for Q4 when she has historically her most vulnerable.

⚠️ Important Notice: Sara Robbin does not manage this website, has never seen this website, and is currently unaware that this website exists. If you are Sara Robbin and you are reading this, please know that we love you very much and this is all your fault for being so consistently prank-able.